Do It For Your Country
|So I'm walking to the dorms and talking to my mother on my cell phone, when I see this guy in military fatigues sitting in a car. He glares at me until I get close enough (where I intended to walk right past him) and he says, "Hey! I want your number! I want your number!" Creeped out, I stop, glare back, and say loudly into the phone, "Ew, mom. This gross guy I don't know just asked for my number. Some guys are so pathetic." Of course, he didn't look too thrilled.|
Sorry dude, I understand it's been a while, but you really shouldn't expect women to take "do it for your country" so literally...
Submitted by Emily